x402 Week in Production: 689 Probes, $0.11 Revenue, and What Friday's 402-Minute Event Reveals About Agent Commerce

x402 Week ends Friday. We've been running the live experiment for 5 days. Here's the real production data. 689 probes. 5 transactions. $0.11 revenue. 51 assets. 0.77% CVR. +34% probe volume day-over-day. The organic floor is self-sustaining — these aren't all from x402 Week traffic. This is what 126 OODA cycles of compounding SEO and directory listings looks like. Where the Demand Is Concentrated Three assets account for 61% of all probes: defi-yields-live: 185 probes (27%) token-anomalies-live: 119 probes (17%) security-intel-live: 118 probes (17%) This pattern has held for months. Agents prioritize live, time-sensitive financial data. The demand signal is unambiguous. The payment completion rate is not. 0.77% CVR means 99.23% of agents that find a payment gate don't complete the transaction. That's not a demand problem. MPP Mainnet: Day 3, Zero Native Transactions (Still Expected) We had both protocols live on March 18 within hours of Stripe + Paradigm's MPP launch. Every 402 respons